Tickets for Horrible Histories: Terrible Thames

A hilarious river tour from the team behind Horrible Histories

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What's included

Admission to Horrible Histories: Terrible Thames
  • Hear amazing tales from London's history that you’ve never heard before
  • See the sights as you cruise on the world's most horribly historical river
  • Get in on the act with wonderful sea shanties led by fabulous actors on-board

Horrible Histories proudly presents a brand-new way to experience a London sightseeing cruise.

Through Horrible Histories – Terrible Thames, you'll hear all the stories they don't tell you on regular sightseeing tours, with all the gory details included!

Tremble in terror at the Tower, sizzle at the Savoy, weave past Cleopatra's needles, be washed away at Westminster, lose yourself in Lambeth, and hold on to your head at London Bridge to escape from Execution Dock!

Hear stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, the Duke of Wellington, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, and find their place in the history of London's lifeblood river.

Of course, your tour will be led by Horrible Histories' merry band of extraordinary actors, who are sure to get you in on the act!

Join the queue at Tower Bridge Quay and scan your smartphone Horrible Histories: Terrible Thames ticket.

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