{"id":3922,"date":"2018-04-24T08:32:12","date_gmt":"2018-04-24T08:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tiqets-blog-staging.local\/the-bluffers-guide-to-italian\/"},"modified":"2025-08-16T10:42:52","modified_gmt":"2025-08-16T10:42:52","slug":"the-bluffers-guide-to-italian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tiqets.com\/blog\/the-bluffers-guide-to-italian\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tiqets&#8217; Bluffer&#8217;s Guide to Italian","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Everything you need to know to start\/get by in\/or end, a conversation in Italian<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Alright, we may not be able to cover everything needed to speak a foreign language fluently. But as travel experts, we can help you find your way in a new city (and find and get tickets for) the best things to do. We can also give you a few key phrases to rock and roll your way through a thing.<\/p>\n<p>One of the most exciting things about traveling to a different country is that often, all the words are written in a different language. Go to Paris: French everywhere! Amsterdam: it&#8217;s all Dutch!<\/p>\n<p>And in Rome: Italian.<\/p>\n<p>This creates confusion and frustration. Though for those of us with a spotty Cyrillic alphabet, going to St. Petersburg and trying to find a stop on the metro is no easy task.<\/p>\n<h2>The pros of not understanding a language<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/tiqets-cdn\/wordpress\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/shutterstock_677328685-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5991\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/tiqets-cdn\/wordpress\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/shutterstock_677328685-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\"><\/a>Not knowing the language of a city is awkward and challenging, but it also presents a great opportunity for you to do some <em>real<\/em> travel. It helps you really get the feel of a place when you can take nothing for granted. It also gives you the opportunity to drop some excitement into your life, and gain some new skills.<\/p>\n<p>When you don&#8217;t know if the server will understand your order, or the bus driver will know where to let you off &#8212; that&#8217;s pulse-pounding drama!<\/p>\n<p>And the rewards are so sweet: not much can beat the feeling of saying <em>danke sch\u00f6n<\/em> for a coffee in a Berlin cafe and having the server reply in German.<\/p>\n<p>And that coffee? It&#8217;ll be one of the best you&#8217;ll ever drink.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, you most likely won&#8217;t understand what they said in reply, but that&#8217;s hardly the point. We&#8217;re not here to make you fluent in the language, we&#8217;re trying to give you the tools to impress, charm and even elicit a little laughter from your server, taxi driver, hotel concierge, hostel mate, person behind you in the gelato line, etc.<\/p>\n<p>So we&#8217;re presenting you our Bluffer&#8217;s Guides. A series of handy traveling phrases that you can use when visiting a certain city to show that you&#8217;re really down with the locals, hip to the lingo, and have the know-how to get by.<\/p>\n<p>If all goes well, you&#8217;ll be mistaken for a local.<\/p>\n<p>But if your level best just isn&#8217;t quite good enough to trick a local into thinking, even for a split second, that you&#8217;ve lived two streets away from them for all your life, they should still be impressed enough to give you a smile.<\/p>\n<p>And a smile from a stranger is nothing to scoff at.<\/p>\n<h2>Italian Bluffer&#8217;s Guide<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/tiqets-cdn\/wordpress\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/The-Tiqer-official-feedback-min.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-5997\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/tiqets-cdn\/wordpress\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/The-Tiqer-official-feedback-min-1024x486.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"486\"><\/a><\/p>\n<table style=\"width: 100%;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<th style=\"text-align: center;\">English<\/th>\n<th style=\"text-align: center;\">Italian<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Hello<\/td>\n<td>Ciao (CHOW)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Goodbye<\/td>\n<td>Ciao (CHOW)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Thank you<\/td>\n<td>Grazie (GRATZ \u2013 e \u2013 ay)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Pleasure to meet you<\/td>\n<td>Piacere (pia \u2013 CHAIR \u2013 ay)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Pizza is the perfect food<\/td>\n<td>Pizza \u00e9 il cibo perfetto! (Pizza ay ill CHEE-bo purr-FETT-oh)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<h2>And now for the important stuff!<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>American food is gross &#8211;&nbsp;Il cibo americano fa schifo!<\/li>\n<li>I only ride the bus because I crashed my scooter into a fountain &#8211; Prendo l&#8217;autobus solo perch\u00e8 sono andato a finire in una fontana con lo scooter<\/li>\n<li>The world&#8217;s most beautiful beaches are in Puglia, obviously &#8211; Le spiagge migliori del mondo sono in Puglia, ovviamente<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t really watched football since Calciopoli &#8211; Non ho pi\u00f9 seguito il calcio da Calciopoli<\/li>\n<li>This weather is waaaaay too hot! &#8211; Sto morendo di caldo<\/li>\n<li>Cappucino is for the morning &#8211; unless you&#8217;re a stupid tourist &#8211; Non si beve il cappucino dopo mezzogiorno, a meno che tu non sia uno stupido turista<\/li>\n<li>Go and get blessed &#8211; Vai a farti benedire<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>All-purpose phrases<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Mamma Mia!<\/li>\n<li>Che Palle!<\/li>\n<li>Grande!<\/li>\n<li>Evvai! &#8212; Yay!<\/li>\n<li>Boh!<\/li>\n<li>Piantala &#8211; Stop it!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Look out for our upcoming bluffer guides, and don&#8217;t forget to follow us on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Tiqets\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tiqets\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>!<\/h2>\n","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, we may not be able to cover everything needed to speak a foreign language fluently. 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