{"id":2637,"date":"2017-04-06T11:00:46","date_gmt":"2017-04-06T11:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tiqets-blog-staging.local\/5-things-you-should-never-do-in-dubai\/"},"modified":"2025-08-22T11:07:30","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T11:07:30","slug":"5-things-you-should-never-do-in-dubai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tiqets.com\/blog\/5-things-you-should-never-do-in-dubai\/","title":{"rendered":"Five things you should NEVER do in Dubai","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2013\u00a0This post was written by\u00a0Becky Wicks \u2013<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ah, Dubai. The five-star city of sparkling malls, breakfast on catamarans, and\u00a0more bling than a rapper’s Christmas party. You’ll find all sorts of posts out there about what to do in Dubai, but here’s what you should probably never<\/em> do. Ever.<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.\u00a0Never get a sandwich\u00a0from Subway<\/h2>\n
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Be careful what you order.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It\u2019s not every day you get to order a foot-long crap for lunch, but if you really fancy such a delicacy, it can be found on the Subway menu. When I told a friend who works in Subway’s UK marketing department about this, I think some action may have been taken towards getting it off the Dubai menu quick sharp, but alas, the lovely man\u00a0at the other end only spoke Arabic and didn\u2019t really seem to understand what was wrong: \u201cBut it is a nice sandwich, inshallah?\u201d (Bless).<\/p>\n

What you should do instead: <\/strong>Get your rumbling belly on board a Dhow for a sumptuous five-star dinner cruise.<\/a> I did one of these once and there were heaps of hot, rich men on board, and that’s not even including the Emirati dancers! The food wasn’t so crap, either.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0Never let the models get you down<\/h2>\n
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There are so many beautiful people in Dubai.\u00a0Don’t let it get to you.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

When this stunning 20-foot model took the microphone off me at a karaoke bar, I was clearly annoyed. But the thing about Dubai is that there are thousands of beautiful people flocking there for\u00a0the millionaires<\/del> sun and that’s part of what makes it so alluring. I pouted for a bit, but then I asked this model to sing a duet with me and do you know what? She was rubbish. It made me feel so much better.<\/p>\n

What you should do instead:<\/strong> Remember, beauty is on the inside (of most five star bars and hotels), so radiate your own gorgeousness\u00a0and join in! Start with a cocktail in Atmosphere. It’s the bar in the world’s tallest restaurant located on the 122nd floor of the Burj Khalifa<\/a>.<\/em> If no one rich approaches you at the highest of Dubai’s heights, at least\u00a0you won’t be the only one feeling small.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0Never\u00a0forget to put sunscreen on your bits<\/h2>\n
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Happiness before the sun burn.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This is a lesson I learnt whilst camping in the desert with my friends – I burnt my backside so badly I could barely sit down for three days. I’ll spare you the photo of that. Instead, look again at that\u00a0one of me and my mate Helen up there. Don’t we look happy? (That was before I knew about my backside). Seriously folks, that sun is hotter than Jamie Dornan walking naked across smouldering coals. Yeeooowww!<\/p>\n

What you should do instead:<\/strong> Rather than camping in the desert, which also puts you at risk of\u00a0freezing your toes off at night (trust me, you can’t win out there), do a little desert safari<\/a>\u00a0instead. Speeding up and down the dunes in a 4×4 for a couple of hours is awesome, and you don’t have to burn your bits by putting up any tents. Bonus!<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0Never\u00a0think size doesn’t matter<\/h2>\n
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Size matters in Dubai<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The 20-foot models are one thing, but everything in Dubai has to be bigger and better than everywhere else. Just look at those blimmin champagne bottles! (Good thing we didn’t drop them, they were worth about two-grand each). The Burj Khalifa, as you know, is the world’s tallest building, and the world’s biggest indoor theme park<\/a> boasts over 60 life-sized dinosaurs. Yes, you read that right. Let’s hope they’re not literally<\/em> planning to make them move – we all know how that one ends.<\/p>\n

Anyway, it\u00a0seems the\u00a0world’s biggest overachievers flock here too, but don’t be alarmed.<\/p>\n

What you should do instead:\u00a0<\/strong>Actually, go to the huge park<\/a>, it’s airconditioned.<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0Never break the rules<\/h2>\n
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You’ve been warned.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

There are a lot of rules in Dubai; something I realised when I took this photo of a sign opposing photography. While it’s a very family-friendly place, you’ll have to make\u00a0your public displays of affection private. Forget wearing a bikini or shorts in a shopping mall if that’s your style, and please don’t even THINK about getting into a taxi drunk. Drunkenness is not allowed. Neither is drinking alcohol outside of a licensed establishment… which usually means you’ll spend your nights in five-star hotel bars. Not such a bad thing.<\/p>\n

What you should do instead:<\/strong>\u00a0If you really can’t keep your hands off each other, fly high above it all and get kissy kissy with your lover in a helicopter!<\/a> You’ll get to see the city from above, and<\/em> take all the couply shots you like without offending anyone!<\/p>\n

**All words and photos by Becky Wicks<\/em><\/p>\n

Other cities to visit this summer<\/h2>\n

Not so fond of sun and sun? Don’t worry, there are\u00a0plenty of other top cultural cities to visit this summer. Have a look on Tiqets.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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